After careful consideration, I’ve decided to start the new year of blogging in the most repulsive way imaginable- by giving all of you out there in the blog-o-sphere a peek into the inner workings of the men’s room on the main floor of the UMKC School of Education. Submitted for your approval, three pics from said restroom, click ‘em for larger size IF YOU DARE.
Before we go any further, let me assure you- the middle pic ISN’T as bad as you think. it’s actually a clump of grass, lovingly placed on the urinal rim. Which is actually weirder than a tiny piece of poop, when you think about it. Why would someone scrape their shoes off on a urinal? Or possibly it fell off the person, which again raises questions. Also, as a point of clarification, the beer was actually in the men’s room on the second floor. The one bathroom oddity I don’t have a picture of is the time I walked in, and saw that the sink was covered with TINY, CURLY HAIRS. Even if said hairs are more innocent than they first appeared (like the grass clump seeming turdlike), there is no explanation I can conceive that isn’t utterly bizarre. And really, I’m not looking for an explanation on this one. This is the very definition of a question that I don’t want an answer to. I mean, would you? Some things are best left unanswered. Even when they occur TWICE.
